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Royal Canadian Veeblefetzer


Royal Canadian Veeblefetzer is where the Quad Queen and I work.

The plant is located in Flusherville, Ontario, Canada, and was originally a division of a larger conglomerate until the pesky Belgians and crafty Koreans bought it out.

Our grommets are second to none, having won multiple 'golden grommet' awards. You have likely sat on something or bought something that was made with a machine that includes our grommets as part of its construction.

The QQ works in the estimatin' department. She, like her job, is honorable, intelligent and interesting.

My job, on the other hand, has been described as:
  • where I slave out a living manhandling tiny size 7 grommets
  • where I work on the size 7 grommet production line
  • where I jerk grommets off the size 7 line for a living
  • where I pound out grommets for a living
  • where I have spent decades punching out perfectly round size 7 grommets with holes in them for Norbert, the boss with the perfectly round grommet shaped head with a hole in it
  • where I work as a kind of industrial midwife, aiding the birthing process of approximately 10,000 identical, stinking, round, vulcanized rubber size 7 grommets each and every day until you just want to scream to the heavens "JESUS GAWWWWD WHY ME? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" while smashing the snot out of the grommet line with the base of a 30 brass pound fire extinguisher.
I think you get the picture.




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