Sunday, April 10, 2016

Royal Flusher's Incredible Cavalcade of Fail!








Before I wrap up the trip report, let's bow our heads and take a moment to reflect on some of the moments that might have been.




















And who could forget everybody's flavor favorite:

I counted the number of fours-to-a-Royal on this trip and it came to 33 or so. I am zero for over 200 in this department.

Weird that most Royals are coming from a draw of three-to-a-Royal.

Variance is pretty much luck. Last fall I hit four Royals in one trip. The three trips before that, I hit none. This trip, I hit... well, very few. No sense in spoiling the last few posts, while there is still a teeny, tiny bit of drama potential. I make no promises.

Let's take a look at the best moments of the trip thus far:
















So, there you have the bad... and the better.



Wins and losses come and go
Sooner or later they get your dough



Burma-Shave.


5 comments:

  1. Remarkable that the "Flintstones" were some of your happiest moments!!!

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  2. "Wins and losses come and go
    Sooner or later they get your dough"

    That sums it up.

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  3. God, that hurt just to look at the photo's of so F____'in close to a royal. I do, feel your pain and know your pain and pray, next week, I don't share your same pain. In any event, remain hopeful you salvage something here in your last moments. Aaaah, you know what I mean.

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  4. That is a unequivocal string of misses! One would think you are running in a major patter of negative variance, if it were not for the fact that most of these were missed opportunities on different machines. I wonder what the frequency would have been say if you narrowed the number of VP machines and maximized hands.

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  5. As President Jimmy Carter said, "Ah feel your pain". Just back tonight from Vegas and the only thing royal I got was an ass-kicking. If it makes you feel any better, I lost $13K in 4 days. OUCH

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