Las Vegas Trip Report Index

I've been writing Las Vegas trip reports for quite a while now, and it wasn't always easy to figure out what was where or read back through a trip... well, be frustrated no longer! It's now easier than slipping a twenty dollar bill into a video poker machine and watching it go up in smoke to read all the thrilling and degenerate content on this site!

Here's the chronological index of all the trip reports posted here on Las Vegas the Royal Flusher Way. Enjoy!

Royal Flusher's Las Vegas Trip Reports Date

Electric Flusher Carnival Trip Report

Probably the worst-planned trip of all time.
May 2018

Royal Flusher's No-Roller Trip Report

From drunken Irish stag parties to Elvis Costello taking on Steve Dangleshorts at Encore to the Downtown Deuces, this solo no-roller no budget trip was full of surprises.
Feb/Mar 2018
Blunder Down Under - The Search for Sheilas

Flusher and the Quad Queen hit Vegas and keep on going, all the way to Australia.

From Koala tastings to playing the pokies, it's an upside-down crazy adventure - with more Vegas on the way home, too.
Oct/Nov 2017
The Lost Weekend Trip

"I'm sitting here in Las Vegas. My ears are ringing. I have a little bit of a dry cough. My hand is a tad bit shaky as it reaches for a cardboard cup now half full of luke-warm tap water coffee from Mr. Takeout."

What could be more appropriate than an out-of-the-blue weekend trip to Vegas?
Sept 2017
The Long Playing Trip

The LP Vegas Trip Report is boss! Aces galore, Poon-o-matic Gamble Gauges, rare LP covers from Royal Flusher Records... what more could you cats want?
May 2017
Planning The Long Playing Trip May 2017
The Winny Christmas Trip

Wynn Las Vegas. Christmastime.

What could go wrong?!

"December 19, 2016 I did my work as required.
Sick as a Calcutta call girl."
December 2016
The HalloWynn Trip

Are the costumes packed? Yes they are! Royal Flusher and Quad Queen return to Las Vegas to gamble, party, and frolic in carefully arranged faux fur.

We hit no less than five different Sin City properties - one of 'em twice
October 2016
Planning The HalloWynn Trip
and trying to make Divana happy
October 2016
The Las Vegas $1K Scrounge Trip

The challenge... to travel to Las Vegas and stay for 12 days on a gambling budget of $1000US.

To make it work, I've pulled every cheap bastard frugally savvy trick I can think of.
June 2016
Planning the Las Vegas $1K Scrounge Trip June 2016
Thumbnail Sketch Trip Report

"In one of his worst transgressions, Angelo stopped at an intersection - where there was no stop sign.

And in what was probably his worst transgression, at the next intersection, he ran the stop sign. Nobody coming, or I could have been a goner."
January 2016
In the Eyes of Money Trip Report

And then I said to the Quad Queen, "Oh darnit. I got another stupid Royal Flush. I can't seem to stop."

October 2015
Just The Facts Trip Report

How to explain the stuff that happened today???

It started odd, got weird, then strange, then weirder.
August 2015
What Goes Around Spins Around Trip Report

"Having used up my freeplay, I set my mercenary 'Make the Four Queens Pay' strategy into effect - they were going to buy me lunch."
May 2015
Newd Year Trip Report

"Kenny, that had to be better than my day. The highlight was looking out the window in minus 20 and watching a dog crap on my front yard. Yeah you definitely had a better day."

"Well..." said Kenny, and after a pause, "...I don't know. What kind of dog?"
January 2015
No Kickers Trip Report November 2014
Kenny and LuLU Trip Report July 2014
Nifty Fifty Trip Report April 2014

Special Guest Trip Report!

1 comment:

  1. Mr Flusher,
    Recently I stumbled over your trip report on the LV message board. Quickly I found myself reading another or previous report. Couple thing strike me - - have you given any though to adding some humor to your reports and second, how on god's green earth does one stay in LV for 2 F------ weeks? Good lord man, you and queen are super human?

    Seriously, your reports are a gas and your degenerate way reminds me of me (I'm around 100 trips in past 28 years or so and gambling issue with VP) since forever I also have a queen but she is a plain queen no quad in the name and actually, not a lucky queen either. This may explain my frequent solo trips.

    Admittedly, I'l a strip guy but recently more time downtown has crossed my small mind. After reading of your travels, downtown sounds evern better.

    Keep up the good work in LV flushman and all the worse to you (akin to break a leg).....
    Love your reports

    Frank (frankie two skirts) Nic...


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