Sonyc-Vysion(tm) Vintage Las Vegas Trip Report

"The night before the trip, I made the sacred pilgrimage to the wheel. I concentrated. I held the pendant to the money wheel and shook it gently to get the attention of the Gods. A couple of things fell off the wheel to the floor, so I had to do it again. I put them back and they fell again. It had to be a sign. I figured I was screwed."

Note: This is the way the original Sonyc-Vysion(tm) trip report appeared back in 2000. Jimmy Poon has lovingly replicated the awful color choices, and I've lovingly ignored the terrible writing.

R.F.

© 2000-2003 Royal Flusher - All Rights Reserved

Sonyc-Vysion Trip Reporting Explained

Right now, the web community, the Vegas community, and the Vegas on the web community are all a-buzz over my soon-to-be-patented Sonyc-Vysion (tm) trip report format. No longer will you be mired in old fashioned text as you try to imagine what the trip report author is trying to describe. No longer will your imagination synapses fall limply to the bottom of your brain-case as you try to use your 'mind's eye'. Those days are gone thanks to Sonyc-Vysion (tm)!

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So what the heck is Sonyc-Vysion (tm) anyway? Imagine you are reading one of those old fashioned text trip reports. Never mind the fact that it took 1.3 billion dollars worth of infrastructure to get it onto your computer the same minute that some goof in Canada posted it. It's still antique! 

Now take that same crappy text trip report and add Sonyc-Vysion (tm). Your senses come alive as your hear the actual sounds that were recorded using highly technical and professional means (through a microphone located near my fly.) Now, almost as an afterthought, throw in a few poorly-scanned pictures, give the whole mess a fancy-schmancy name and the experience is complete!

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"You have to capitalize on others' misfortune if you are going to do Vegas the Flusher way."

"I'm nuts for Sonyc-Vysion (tm)." BRING IT ON!

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Royal Flusher's Sonyc-Vysion (tm) Trip Report Continues...

Part 1 - Vegas Beckons and We Beckon Back	Part 2 - Chilly Willy and Free Pecan Pie!
Part 3 - Coin Control and Meryl Streep Station	Part 4 - The Exotic Island of Treasure Island
Part 5 - Venetian, Voodoo and Meatsicles	Part 6 - Dreams Come True If You Throw Enough Money At Them
Part 7 - Wither 'The Hat'?

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© 2000-2003 Royal Flusher - All Rights Reserved

And that's pretty much the way it looked. The links will go live as I add the pages.

The web was a very different place in 2000. Most of us were on dial-up to get on the internet. Images had to be kept small so that they'd load fast, and video on the web was unheard of. Audio snippets were the best we could do for multimedia, besides animated gifs.

Hope you enjoy this blast from the past.