Three's Company, Four's a Crowd

When you get 3 of a kind on video poker, you have about a 1 in 23 chance of making a quad.

Stupidly, I count how many times I miss. I can't help it.

It is my self-deprecating degenerate depressive side coming out.

Right now, I am at seventy five attempts to get a quad from 3, without success.

The staff here at Main Street Station are starting to laugh behind my back every time I fall flat on my face, I'm sure of it.

Non Sequitur shot of the tournament.

Oh woe is me!