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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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I'm having a good time on my own in Vegas. I do miss Mrs. Flusher, but having the blog means I get to at least tell somebody about my exploits.

There are a lot of good things about this trip. The weather is awesome. I'm up, way up on the gambling. And best of all, I haven't run out of clean underwear yet.

I bought a throwaway cell phone for $20 so I could keep in touch with home on this trip. Its a TracFone and its actually pretty nice, with lots of doodads and a camera and whatnot. It even has an alarm function that plays twinkly music with the sounds of loudly tweeting birds.

I needed to get up for the Grommet Symposium Cavalcade of Grommet Events so I used the alarm on the phone. I screwed it up though, and never did get it to go off at the right time.

So the other day, I'm in Main Street Station, gambling and drinking, and I've really, really got to go but I'm on a streak, so I try to hold it right? Never mess with a streak!!!

Finally it got to be too much, so I cashed out and made a beeline for the Men's room.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I grabbed the last available urinal, whipped out my slot handle, and started to, well, pee.

And that's the moment the alarm on my phone went off and the men's room was filled with the sound of chirping birds and twinkly music coming from my pants.

It went on.

And on.

And on.

And I kept peeing. And peeing. And birds kept chirping.

So, I said loudly, "I told you never to call me here!"

I couldn't stop myself from laughing, it was so ridiculous!

    1 comment:

    1. It's a good thing you never dropped your phone in the urinal out of sheer fright when the alarm went off, if you did would you have picked it up out of there?lol!
      I use Tracfone because I got a cheap $10 cell phone that works great to text and make calls, TF uses the major networks so you always get the best coverage and no fuzzy or dropped calls and their cheapest plan is $19.99/90 days/120 minutes (if you use the double minutes for the life of the phone). You can make international calls on it too at the same price as a local call.
      Tracfone is a cheap plan for low usage so I recommend it


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