And she's off to Vegas on her own!
Meanwhile, back at North American Veeblefetzer, I've had one hell of a time, and have been demoted to the Size 7 Grommet line (from the coveted Size 8 Grommet line).
Mrs. Flusher:
"Arrived in style in Terminal 2 after taking the Aerospatiale TwinFucker Beechdeathcraft B20 from Flusherville Regional Aerodrome to Toronto, and then AC597 to Mecca West: Las Vegas, Nevada You Ess Eh!
Not so keen on Presidential Limo these days - the guy hung out at customs instead of coming to the baggage carousel. (RF: he called the house here in Flusherville and said he was at the carousel. Dork.) I had to shlep my own luggage from the carousel to the doors of Terminal 2 and finally found the guy.
He didn't pour the champagne and didn't even mention it. When I asked about it he said, "It's in the bin, help your self. Want a rose? Here ya go." And he tossed the rose on the seat through the window.
I wish my studly strapping strong studly husband Mr. Royal Flusher were here to kick the driver's ass for being such a rude tool.
Checked in at Main St. Station and dumped my bags in the room.
Headed down to the casino and took a flyer on DOLLAR Bonus Poker. Within 25 or 30 hands hit Quad 6s from 2 and got a $2 scratch card.
Been here 15 minutes and I'm up $200!!!! VIVA LAS FLUSHER VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Arrived in style in Terminal 2 after taking the Aerospatiale TwinFucker Beechdeathcraft B20 from Flusherville Regional Aerodrome to Toronto, and then AC597 to Mecca West: Las Vegas, Nevada You Ess Eh!
Not so keen on Presidential Limo these days - the guy hung out at customs instead of coming to the baggage carousel. (RF: he called the house here in Flusherville and said he was at the carousel. Dork.) I had to shlep my own luggage from the carousel to the doors of Terminal 2 and finally found the guy.
He didn't pour the champagne and didn't even mention it. When I asked about it he said, "It's in the bin, help your self. Want a rose? Here ya go." And he tossed the rose on the seat through the window.
I wish my studly strapping strong studly husband Mr. Royal Flusher were here to kick the driver's ass for being such a rude tool.
Checked in at Main St. Station and dumped my bags in the room.
Headed down to the casino and took a flyer on DOLLAR Bonus Poker. Within 25 or 30 hands hit Quad 6s from 2 and got a $2 scratch card.
Been here 15 minutes and I'm up $200!!!! VIVA LAS FLUSHER VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I probably could have done better, not that it is a competition. But seriously, $2 for a scratch card?
That is hardly being a savvy gamblester.
Yayyyy another epic adventure... and profitable for Mrs. flusher also I hope!! Great Blog Mr. Flush!!
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