Tonight's the night

It's a very emotional day around the world and particularly in the land of what I consider to be Canada's best friends, if not cousins.

On top of all that, I'm on my way to the Sleep Lab in Flusherville in about 40 minutes to get fitted for a Darth Vader mask and air supply to see if I can actually get a proper night's sleep for the first time in, oh, about 20 years.

The ever-hot Nicky will be slipping out of her Brazilian stewardesses uniform and into a white lab coat, and will no doubt help me sort this problem out. I love the way she cranks the pressure on my CPAP!!!!

At least I think I will love it, she'll be doing that throughout the night trying to figure out what it takes to force a few lungfuls past my very large male palate.

Wish me luck.