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Monday, October 17, 2011

Royal Flusher's Cycle of Life Part II

"You know that feeling you get when your teeth dig into about half an inch of Kraft Velveeta cheese and you pull a bite away from your "all there is" sandwich and there's a little pop as the suction lets go, and you start chewing the "all it is" bite of your "all there is" sandwich and the Velveeta cheese tastes pretty good but now it too damn salty and suctioned permanently to the roof of your mouth, potentially inhibiting your breathing?"

Royal Flusher's Cycle of Life on Royal Flusher World.

    1 comment:

    1. I knew a girl named Velveeta once; she had thighs like Col Saunders and when she came round on Thursday nights all I could think!


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