Day 5 - Part 1
Hiking out in the semi-wilderness was one of the activities that I was going to use to keep me out of the casino. Some of the best times I've had on Vegas trips have been out in the middle of nowhere, with inadequate training, fitness, or supplies under the blazing desert sun. The temperatures were still well over 100.
Oh but wait! Mt. Charleston should be 20 degrees cooler than Vegas proper. OK, great, I'd be hiking in 13% humidity in 95 degree temperatures up there, plus blazing sun etc. etc. Much better.
I hadn't mentioned this until now, because it's kind of a downer and not germane to the degeneracy of the report - but a week before the trip I took ill with the Consumption Gout Effluvia. Some sort of virus. I wasn't able to shake it before the trip, and was still feeling fairly crap. It turns out that UK canceled his hike about the same time I let him know I was out.
No hiking this trip.
But I still had lots of other stuff planned, like a photo project, the various coupon runs, and of course, breezing into the exciting $12 Tommy Wind show at some point!
I felt a bit bad about blowing my daily lead the night before but I did have a shot at riches... was dealt three Aces on double double bonus triple play. Couldn't close the deal though. I'd burned through about $75 in the last half hour of my day. Oh well. Vegas.
|'Only' my ass. My k-cups are better and right now, free. Suck it, Smugget!!!|
Hell yes I did!
In the hall, waiting for the elevator, was a mother and her little girl who was perhaps 9 or 10, the cutest thing you've ever seen. Mom was handling most of the luggage and the girl had her own teensy-sized polka dot suitcase, complete with wheels and handle. We got in the elevator together, chatted a bit, and I help keep all the luggage upright. A few others joined us and when we reached the lobby, the little girl was full of 'excuse me's and 'thank you sir's.
She and Mom stopped in the lobby so Mom could do important smartphone things. Just then, the little girl's suitcase started to fall over. She hadn't mastered suitcase skillz yet, I guess.
I helped her out by picking up the suitcase a second time, and getting it's handle straight and so on. Mom smiled and the little girl said, 'thank you' again.
I looked at her and smiled and said, "You know, sometimes all you really need in life... is a polka dot suitcase."
Before joining Funkhouser at the Downtown Grand, I had business at the California. Yes, I wanted to see how the renovations were coming along, but this was personal.
I walked the block to the Cal and went in, and saw the new bar they'd put in. It looks great!
|New Cal bar! Looks great and called Holo Holo The Happy Bar.|
The three block walk in the bright morning sunshine to the Grand more than hinted at another molten day to come. The pavement was already radiating heat and the glare was blinding.
I found Funkhouser soon enough and we saddled up to a table at S+O, which used to be Steward and Ogden, and would soon be something else - some sort of America thingy - perhaps a modern take on classic American comfort food? Golly, that's never been done before (on this block).
The failed restaurant is to be expanded to include the premises of the other failed restaurant next to it. I think S+O is just fine, and I've liked everything they've served. They are just another symptom of the Downtown Grand's way of revolving the door all around profitability, but never actually stopping at the destination.
Breakfast was great! We ordered alllll kinds of crap, extra sides and such. I had their take on Huevos Eggs Rancheros del Ovums and Funk had something normal - steakand.
We kicked a few ideas around, and when I told him what I had come up with, he agreed that it was the near-perfect solution. It would be pretty hard to top it.
Did I mention that S+Os chicken sausages are really, really good?
|I think we were well shy of $60. We should have ordered some easy over eggs to go.|
I cashed out $40 from that.
I also had an LVA blackjack match play. We each bought in at a table.
Putting $10 and the coupon down, and looking forward to my first coupon win, I was dealt a ten, and a 3 for 13. The dealer had a 7 showing.
I took a card, of course, a big El Gordo 10 to bust me. Funkhouser won his hand.
Putting another $10 down in the circle, I looked forward to winning to break even. I was dealt a ten, and a 3 for 13. The dealer had a 7 showing.
I took a card, of course, another identical big El Gordo 10 to bust me. Funkhouser won his hand.
Funk won three hands, parlaying a bit, and so he grabbed $40 or $50 off the table before we walked.
I was now zero for three on matchplay coupons. No problem, it would turn around. Real soon now.
At the Four Queens, we ran into Dr. Raoul and Gambletron at the bar. Dr. Raoul was explaining some of the details of his Penguin business to a couple Bar Sheilas who were ordering Bloody Marys.
"There's also a small niche market for exotic meats, which we harvest using the latest, most humane methods," I heard him explain as he handed out a couple of business cards. "I just shipped 100 of my ice-raised hormone-free flock to cover my bankroll for this trip, actually. The ice-raised animals appeal to the skinny-jean ironic t-shirt pork pie hat crowd. But you know, they really are tasty. Maybe a bit gamey, but you can easily acquire a taste for penguin - it's very, very accessible. Here, have you ever tried Penguin Jerky?"
|Imagine, someone handing out business cards while on vacation in Las Vegas.|
I hated to interrupt him when he was on such a roll, but I was dying to know if Raoul and 'Tron were indeed going to embark on the Long March, the El Lawrence desert odyssey in their convertible Poon Stang.
And, they were. I wished them well and reminded them that they faced a good chance of certain death.I had an LVA coupon for $10 free play at the Four Queens so I got that going. I checked our card balances and... for the first time in years, we have no free play at the Eight Nipples. Damn, that is a sad milestone.
I'd planned to barter off my regular, blue cap, and red cap Silver Strikes to a likely-looking collector - they are easy to spot because they usually have about 90 Strikes in the tray of the machine. And to be sure, I'd ducked in a few times and had never seen a decent looking mark.
Also, I noticed that the machines didn't seem to contain any blue or red caps. And I think I learned something... they seem to come out twice a year, spring and fall. And in between, I don't think they have any.
|More Silver Strikes. Check your sock drawers, you might have some like I did.|
I played $20 on Jacks or Better, and Funkhouser had a bash at it too. I lost mine.
Put in another $20. This went well for a while, and I hit $40. Strict Rules of Parlay. Went to 50 cents, and was up to about $65. It looked like it could be a good run, but then the the plummet began. Like a savvy gambler, I called it at $20 and cashed out. So, my foray into gambling at the Four Queens ended with me even, plus the Scrounged $80.
More to come!
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