Monday, March 12, 2018

All Flavors of Hell Breaking Loose Wind - Monday 12-March-2018

Tuesday 13-March-2018 02:00am (EDT)

My melon-shaped head hit the pillow and I was instantly asleep, or would have been if not for Chippy's dog breath as she sat on Master's chest.

Quad Queen, Chippy, Fucking Snow, home sweet home.

Monday 12-March-2018 5:49pm (EDT)

So here's the way it went... I was booked to fly yesterday, Sunday, out of Vegas at 11:35am to Philadelphia, and then a connecting flight to Watertown.

The PHL flight was delayed due to mechanical issues, and I got the email saying I could rebook because of the unmakeable connection.

Using my savvy Internet Skillz, I determined that there were only 3 options. a) try and make it and probably spend the night in Philadelphia on American Airlines' dime b) take a different route through Phoenix, and a red-eye on to PHL and then Watertown c) rebook on a 9:15am flight the next day and have a leisurely layover in PHL.

I got on the phone and they tried to charge me, but I had 'em. Rebook, done. No charge. Another day in Vegas. Next, clear with Veeblefetzer. Next... go and see host to get the room extended for another night.

And I spent the day in Vegas, with the added bonus of hanging out with my cousin, Dr. Raoul Shibumi, the penguin rancher and wrangler from Manitoba.

I woke up with somewhat of a headache. Let's just say that.

Oh - the Uber driver was an asshole. Drove like an idiot, longhauled me through the tunnel to Terminal 1, and cemented our love-fest by dropping me off at Southwest instead of American.

Anyway, here I am in PHL - any recommendations for something to eat in D, E or F terminals? Drop a line on my Facebook.


Monday 12-March-2018 5:39am

Il'll explain more later... I was booked to fly home yesterday

Didn't happen.

Another day in Vegas and shenanigans with no other than the infamous Dr Raoul Shibumi?!

https://www.royalflushervegas.com/2016/12/the-triumphant-return-of-dr-raoul.html

This is from the piPhone so no fancy writin

More later!



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