Everywhere I turn, the angular curves of the blue-hair set call their siren song to my male libido, saying things like, "Bring me a sweater, I'm sexy and cold."
That big-ass dollar progressive was at almost $10,000, I noted as I headed to Main Street for breakfast buffet, while Mrs. Flusher slept in a bit.
I roused her for round 1 of the VP tournament - on which we both did shite. We each got a minor quad but a woman on my row hit a Royal so the gauntlet has been thrown.
We headed to M.S.S. again to win some scratchcards and I hammered the Super Double Double Buggernuts Bonus game, trying to get a premium quad.
This was a day of much video poker play, some good meals, and lots of quads.
Premium Super Double Double Balls Bonus Poker Quad for $200. |
Nifty little dealt quad. |
She headed up to rest some more - bad night the night before - and I hit the blackjack table. Bought in for $40 and went on a bit of a tear, getting up to $220 or so and finally cashing out up $150.
Creepy golden hand with dice display at the Cal. |
She recharged her budget and hit a couple of beauties for $200 and $100 respectively to gain back some ground.
We thought it would be a good idea to play $100 each in high stakes. I went for Bonus Poker and she insisted on Double Double Bonus.
Naturally, her first hand, the Quad Queen was dealt three 9s and pounded the fourth 9 for a four-of-a-kind.
My reaction was instinctive.
"CASH OUT!!! CASH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!"
Oh fuck yeah. |
We switched to 50 cent Bonus Poker and went at it, a hundred each. We played for a while. On and on. From time to time, we compared who had how many credits.
"It's not a competition," I said, "but I will beat you."
And soon, I did have quite a few more credits then the Flushateria.
"Looks like you have victory," she said.
"It's not a victory yet... I actually have less credits than I started with."
"It's a victory in progress."
Quad on the redeal. |
Time for dinner - drunken Prime Rib of Beef (us, not the beef) at the Cal coffee shop.
It's no longer a bargain. The Cal bastards have killed the goose that laid the golden beef prime rib egg. They've snuck the price up yet another dollar to $9.99. I remember not many years ago (like 5) when it was $5.99!!!
Who needs a chef that can spell anyway. |
For our last gasp of the day, we hit up good ole dollar Treasure Chest in which you can hit the Treasure Chest Bonus! No, I'm not talking about a sailor-bar hooker, I'm talking about Video Poker!
I think I'll let the pictures do the talking.
I finished up $132 on the day, up $667 on the trip.
The QQ finished down $340 on the day, up $129 on the trip.
Combined, we are up $796 for the trip.
Can we hang on???!!!
*Island Senior Girlfriends
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