I live my life by a carefully crafted set of principles. It is important to lead a carefully planned and 'in-control' existence, which is why, on a complete whim, I adopted the premise of El Primo Spotto.
El Primo Spotto (or 'EPS') is a simple principle that has many practical uses in everyday life, particularly if you own an automobile that fits into parking spots.
|
You could probably even find EPS - El Primo Spotto - at Wynn Las Vegas. Why not try? |
When arriving at a public parking area, be it a garage, or a multi-acre parking lot, the principle says that you should immediately go after EPS - El Primo Spotto - which is the best parking spot in the entire complex.
This will be the spot nearest the doors to the targeted casino, tax offices, place of worship (or all three combined). Yes, next to the handicapped spots, the pink expectant mother spots, the mothers with children spots, then the Governor's spot, the mall police spots, the taxi stand, the extra-wide spot for the parallel parking impaired, the teeny spot for clowns in clown cars (minimum occupancy 9 clowns), and finally the step-grandparents uncles with pregnant mothers of 7 who have hangnails spots, you will find El Primo Spotto.
So many people eschew the supposed power of EPS because they feel, "I'll never get a spot near the front, those were gone hours ago.", or "My life is a holy horror and I'll never get a good parking spot, let alone a decent paying job."
And this is precisely why it works. Well, there is a bit more to it than that.